“What’s up? It’s you boy Chris Pratt/Coming back with an episode of What’s My Snack? Last chapter/You ain’t seen nothin’/What’s my snack? It’s a carrot cake muffin/I’ll be stuffin’ this muff up in my grill/Look at the carrot cake crumbs I spill/I don’t even like it, but I’m eatin’ it still/’Cause I’m sitting her within’ away to nothin’/Uh-oh, eating carrot cake muffin.” Pratt is currently on a strict diet for filming so when he finally took a bite of his snack he said: “Ooh, it’s so good! More like What’s My Crack? That’s good!”
#WHATSMYSNACK It is said that when you fast you have visions. It goes back to the Bible and probably before. It’s a spiritual experience to say the least. I’m not fasting per se but I am definitely at the point in this diet where I’ve began metabolizing my own brain for energy. Not to brag. If your body gets so hungry you start eating your own brain matter for energy, keep going! You’re almost there! It means the love handles are next! And then you will be complete. You will have arrived at the destination. And forever you will be happy. Just kidding. Don’t do it. Not worth it. Go get some Doritos or skittles. Both of which have Starlord’s face on them right now!!!