365 DNI is all Shades of A Very Regrettable Experience [Review]

365 dni movie review

PLOT

Massimo is a member of the Sicilian Mafia family and Laura is a sales director. She does not expect that on a trip to Sicily trying to save her relationship, Massimo will kidnap her and give her 365 days to fall in love with him

REVIEW

To be honest, I’ve never been a fan of watching erotic movies. Heck, I never watched the Fifty Shades Trilogy because I’m of the opinion that erotica is better read than watched… And 365 DNI absolutely proved me right.

What was the point? That was the question I asked 16 minutes into this movie. It was like we had a brooding Bruce Wayne wannabe, that spent his time repressing his anger issues and had only one goal in life; to save a G-spot. And no, ‘G’ doesn’t mean Gotham.

What was the point? Was the question I asked halfway through this movie. You are a lady who has been kidnapped and you are trying so hard to do nothing about it. There was no inner conflict of “should I or should I not”, all she did was either act like a rebellious teenager or tease him for some strange reason.

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What was the point of this scene? Was a question I found myself asking regularly as I watched the movie. There were scenes that were better off not being in the movie cos it didn’t add anything to the overall plot.

It was so bad that when the MC asked her if she was lost, I actually said “yes” out loud. I was lost, I was confused, and I was angry. There was no head or tail. Everything was all over the place and nowhere at the same time. Even most of the sex scenes were grotesque, for lack of a better word.

What was the point of all this? Was me at the end of the movie, realising I practically wasted the last two hours of my life watching 365 DNI. Completely, utterly boring and very unnecessary.

Don’t bother watching this movie. You’re better off without it.

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